Dear Satan,

Have you ever wondered about the answers to questions? Have you ever wanted to go straight to the source and ask a celestial being? Well forget about getting answers from that asshole because He wouldn’t give you a glass of water if you were on fire. But Satan and his pal Belial are here to answer your questions, from the personal scale to the cosmic!

 
 

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